The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Keep the peasants terrified.
The Misheard: Keep your presents in your pie.
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Real Lyric: Advertising causes me therapy.
The Misheard: Advertising causes meat, heavy meat.
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Real Lyric: D V N O Four capital letters Printed in gold 'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
The Misheard: D V N OF**king capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more
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Real Lyric: And we'll linger on Time can't erase a feeling this strong No way you're never gonna shake me Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby
The Misheard: And we'll linger on Sign cameras, I'm feeling this songNo way you're never gonna shave meOoh darn it 'cause you'll always be my baby
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Real Lyric: Break it off boy This has got me feelin naughty I wanna know boy If I could be your shorty Set if off boy Make me hot all over my body
The Misheard: Break it off boyThis it got me feelin naughtyI wanna annul boyIf I could be you, shout it Say you love boysMake me hot all over my body
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Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up!
The Misheard: Put the pear up that chicken butt and kicks it all mop!
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Real Lyric: Package the illusion of persona Careful to conceal The fact that she's only too real She's got to screen it
The Misheard: Back in the Illusion of the saunaCareful to concealSome ta-ta's--they don't look too realShe got to screamin'
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Real Lyric: ...and even if you stomp me till I'm sore.
The Misheard: ...and even if you suck me till I'm sore.
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Real Lyric: My place in this world.
The Misheard: My face is a squirrel.
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Real Lyric: Arisari and crimson
The Misheard: olives are green and crimson
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