The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's me Fergie The pimp Paulo! Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?
The Misheard: the doctor said my mom should have had bull s**t, bull s**t, bull s**t...
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Real Lyric: Friday night we'd be dressed to kill Down at Dino's bar and grill
The Misheard: Friday night we'd be dressed to killDown at Dino's bar in Rhyl.
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner.
The Misheard: He bailed hay on a rhino.
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Real Lyric: I'D EVEN SELL MY SOUL FOR YOU, I'D DO IT ALL FOR YOU
The Misheard: I'D EVEN SELL MY TOE FOR YOU, I'D DIG A HOLE FOR YOU
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Real Lyric: Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right
The Misheard: Some sort of window to your right Seagulls left, a new sleigh right
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Real Lyric: Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right Fergie love em' long time My girls support right?
The Misheard: Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, dooWe like a bullet tuck, you know them come a'rightF**k you like I'm long timeA girl supporter right?
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Real Lyric: You've got to press it on you You just think it That's what you do, baby Hold it down, dare Jump with them all and move it
The Misheard: You've got suppressive on youYou just keep thinkin'That's what you do, babyHold it down thereJump with the mole heads movin'
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Real Lyric: Keep the peasants terrified.
The Misheard: Keep your presents in your pie.
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Real Lyric: Advertising causes me therapy.
The Misheard: Advertising causes meat, heavy meat.
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Real Lyric: D V N O Four capital letters Printed in gold 'Cause details make the girls sweat even more
The Misheard: D V N OF**king capital lettersPrinted in gold'Cause details make the girlssweat even more
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