The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise.
The Misheard: They been standing most their lives "mumble mumble" can't stand paralyzed.
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the chair is not my size
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Real Lyric: Trophy boys, trophy wives
The Misheard: Trophy boys don't get wives.
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Real Lyric: Drivin' home this evening I coulda sworn we had it all worked out
The Misheard: Drivin' home this eveningCurtis, for me, had it all worked out
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Real Lyric: Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz?
The Misheard: Ooh rumpelstiltskin you say you wanna get my bills
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Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallow How they stick In your throat
The Misheard: We get these pills to swallowhow they kickin your brow
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Real Lyric: Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,with four hundred children and a crotch that won't heal!
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Real Lyric: Supermassive black hole
The Misheard: Supermagic Fraggle whore
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go
The Misheard: Wake me up before your cocoa
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