The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Look who bought the myth
The Misheard: Look who bought the meth
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Real Lyric: Take me over glittering cloud
The Misheard: Take me over glitter and glam
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Real Lyric: Take good care of what the priests say 'After death it's so much fun' Little sheep don't let your feet stray
The Misheard: Take good care of Mister CheesecakeAnd your breasts is so much funMeryl Streep won't let her feet say
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Real Lyric: By the time we got to Woodstock We were half-a-million strong
The Misheard: By the time we got to WoodstockWe were heavily stoned
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Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand.
The Misheard: You don't have to say you love me just because men have.
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Real Lyric: There'll be trains of blossoms
The Misheard: There'll be trains of possums
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Real Lyric: You set my soul alight
The Misheard: You slip on soap alot.
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Real Lyric: They been spending most their lives living in the gangsta's paradise.
The Misheard: They been standing most their lives "mumble mumble" can't stand paralyzed.
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the chair is not my size
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Real Lyric: Trophy boys, trophy wives
The Misheard: Trophy boys don't get wives.
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