The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Open up your plans and damn, you're free
The Misheard: Open up your pants and damn your freak.
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Real Lyric: "We're off to see the wizard..."
The Misheard: "We're off to pee on lizards"
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Real Lyric: We got the beat
The Misheard: Wake up the beach
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Real Lyric: I'm slippin' into the lava And I'm trying to keep from going under
The Misheard: I'm slippin' into the waterAnd I ran over an otter
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Real Lyric: Hey baby, hey baby, hey Girls say, girls say
The Misheard: Hey baby, hey baby, heyHor-say, hor-say (as in Horsey)
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothin' wrong with it, just actin' like we're animals
The Misheard: Ain't nothin' wrong with t*ts, you stupid f***in' animal
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Real Lyric: Trapped in myself. Body, my holding cell
The Misheard: Crappin' myselfBody, my holding shelf
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Real Lyric: All I do is eat and sleep and sing
The Misheard: All I do is eat and sleep and s**t
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Real Lyric: When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have Groupies
The Misheard: When I grow upI wanna see the worldDrive noce carsI wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: She's a Brick and I'm Drowning Slowly
The Misheard: She's so Freaky, I'm Drowning Slowly
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