The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dawn is breaking everywhere Light a candle, curse the glare Draw the curtains, I don't care
The Misheard: Dawn is breaking everywhereLight a candle, curse the glareChocolate curtains, I don't care
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth And when I ask her before, she said she's holding out
The Misheard: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouthAnd when I ask her before, she said she's whored it out
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Real Lyric: If she ever went away I'd cry around the clock.
The Misheard: She messes around with a crayon like it's a truck.
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care
The Misheard: She's got a dicky-bow-tie, but she don't care
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Real Lyric: I Believe I Can Fly I Believe I can touch the sky
The Misheard: I Believe I Can FlyI Believe I can touch this guy
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Real Lyric: When the going gets tough, (the tough get going)
The Misheard: Well you can go and get stuffed...
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Real Lyric: I must be dreaming Or we're onto something I must be dreaming For I don't fall in love lawlessly I must be dreaming Or pinch me to waking So undeniably yours As long as I'm losing It so completely
The Misheard: I must be dreaming Or we're under something I must be dreaming For I don't fall in love, oh Leslie I must be dreaming all Pinch me to waking So undeny me yours As long as I'm losing it So complete me
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Real Lyric: Open up your plans and damn, you're free
The Misheard: Open up your pants and damn your freak.
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Real Lyric: "We're off to see the wizard..."
The Misheard: "We're off to pee on lizards"
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Real Lyric: We got the beat
The Misheard: Wake up the beach
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