The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Bring me to higher love"
The Misheard: "Bring me an iron lung"
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Real Lyric: "We did some shakin 'till the middle of the night."
The Misheard: My wife still claims the lyrics are:"her tits were shakin 'till the middle of the night."
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
The Misheard: Would you mistrust my small behind?
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Real Lyric: Hey jealousy!
The Misheard: Hey Chelsey!
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Real Lyric: As I walk through this world, nothing can stop the Duke of Earl
The Misheard: As I walk through this world nothing can stop a Ducca bird
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins
The Misheard: When you're smokin' your cigs, I feel violent
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Real Lyric: How come everytime you come around
The Misheard: Popcorn everytime you come around
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Real Lyric: Today is the greatest, Day i've ever known
The Misheard: Judy is the greatest, Girl i've ever known
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Real Lyric: I hope love will open my eyes
The Misheard: I have a lump of poop in my eye
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Real Lyric: Boy, this oughta bug your parents
The Misheard: But go out now, f*ck your parents
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