The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you don't BEAT your meat?
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Real Lyric: Sippin', reminiscin' on days When I had a Mustang...
The Misheard: Sippin', reminiscin' on daysWhen I had a moustache...
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Real Lyric: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes
The Misheard: So you think you can stuff me in spinach pies
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you're not here
The Misheard: my world corrodes when you're not here
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Real Lyric: See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
The Misheard: See that girl, watch that scene, chicken the dancing queen
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So you never know
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The Dukes of Hazzard in the bathroom
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Real Lyric: My ship is a' comin, and I just can't pretend
The Misheard: The chickens are comin, and I just can't pretend
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Real Lyric: My car is in the front yard And I’m sleeping with my clothes on
The Misheard: My car is in th front yardAnd I'm sleeping with the breadmaker
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Real Lyric: "Another turn, avoid a fork stuck in the road..."
The Misheard: "Another turnip boy, a fork stuck in the road..."
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