The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Paper dreams honey
The Misheard: Paper Jeans Honey
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Real Lyric: I want you to caress me like a tropical breeze.
The Misheard: I want you to caress me like a chopping Marine.
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her up
The Misheard: Colin will try to wake her up
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Real Lyric: Drink scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel
The Misheard: drink scotch whiskey all night longAnd drive behind the wheel
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Real Lyric: Theres a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye.
The Misheard: Theres a man in the shadows with a bum in his eye.
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Real Lyric: Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis, pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans
The Misheard: Queen Alanna pains in end this, put a lot of tails down in new orleans
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Real Lyric: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...
The Misheard: The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind...
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you don't BEAT your meat?
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Real Lyric: Sippin', reminiscin' on days When I had a Mustang...
The Misheard: Sippin', reminiscin' on daysWhen I had a moustache...
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Real Lyric: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes
The Misheard: So you think you can stuff me in spinach pies
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