The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick
The Misheard: I kissed a girl and I liked itThe taste of her cherry chopstick
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Real Lyric: King for A Day Princess by dawn
The Misheard: King for a dayDon't touch my mom
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Real Lyric: this is the anthem throw all your hands up
The Misheard: this is the end to blow all your heads off
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Real Lyric: Jet! Was your father as bold as a sergeant major?
The Misheard: Jeff! was your father born the sergeant major?
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Real Lyric: On holiday
The Misheard: On board the train
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Real Lyric: In those high rolling hills Above all the lights She had all of the skills
The Misheard: In those high rolling hillsA fight for my lifeShe had all of us killed
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Real Lyric: dirty diana, no
The Misheard: Lady Diana, no
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Real Lyric: gun powder, gelitene
The Misheard: gun powder and terpitine
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Real Lyric: Frost on the breath of life Empty of warmth or light Full of nothing but deprivation
The Misheard: Don't take my wiper bladesDon't take my wiper bladesFull of numbing, butt penetration
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Real Lyric: Send out this faded portrait
The Misheard: I'm so sick of the tension, sick of the hunger, sick of you acting like a ho you b***h...
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