The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
The Misheard: And maybe that's the reason that you tuck in your sleeve
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Real Lyric: I'm out for the count, yeah, girl, you knock me out with a TKO
The Misheard: I'm out with a cow, yeah, girl, you knock me out with a tea kettle
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Real Lyric: You reflect in this heart of mine
The Misheard: You reflected this otter mime
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Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas
The Misheard: If you like peein' in a car wash
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Real Lyric: I'd make a deal with God And I'd get him to swap our places
The Misheard: I'd make a deal with God I'm beginning to swallow up laces
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Real Lyric: Have you seen her? So fine and pretty. Fooled me with her style and ease
The Misheard: Have you seen her? Song 'bout a pretty, foolin' with a stallion Ease
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Real Lyric: I found a martyr in my bed tonight
The Misheard: I found a mortar in my bed tonight.
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Real Lyric: So he creeps into this house, yeah
The Misheard: So we piss into the fountain
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Real Lyric: Swing your partner 'round and 'round
The Misheard: Swing your vodka 'round and 'round
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Real Lyric: See You At The Crossroads
The Misheard: See You At The CrossBronx
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