The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Check yes Juliet
The Misheard: Jackass Julia
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder, And I'll be love's suicide, I'll be better when I'm older, And I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
The Misheard: I'll be your crying soul digger,And I'll be love's CSI,I'll be better than an old digger,And I'll be the greatest fan of your wife.
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Real Lyric: Hear the sound of the falling lane
The Misheard: hear the sound of the bowling lane
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Real Lyric: Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me
The Misheard: Touching you, touching metouching you, gotta touch your bub
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Real Lyric: Don't you wanna be more than friends?
The Misheard: Don't you wanna be born in France?
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Real Lyric: I got that fire come and try me and
The Misheard: I got the fire-breathing dragon
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist
The Misheard: Tom grabs you by the wrist
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Real Lyric: I See Your Face and Sense the Grace
The Misheard: I see Your Face and Sense Disgrace
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Real Lyric: I'm just sipping on chamomile
The Misheard: I'm just sipping on camel meat
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: I'm a creep, I'm a weiner
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