The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He says baby I donıt wanna die today You say so long man itıs too late
The Misheard: Jesus Baby! How I love the way you walk.You arent the hero anymore
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Real Lyric: Hope you forgive me
The Misheard: F**k you, forgive me
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Real Lyric: You've got two good eyes but you still won't see
The Misheard: You've got two good eyes but you still want three
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Real Lyric: I'm going away to be alone, I'm coming back with answers.
The Misheard: I'm going away to be alone, I'm coming back with axes.
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Real Lyric: The smell of roses in her hair.
The Misheard: I smell the nose in her bear.
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Real Lyric: Darling it's better - Down where it's wetter...
The Misheard: Darling it's better - Don't wear a sweater...
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Real Lyric: My grandma says to your grandma "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"
The Misheard: My grandma says to your grandma"I'm gonna set your fart on fire"
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Real Lyric: Check yes Juliet
The Misheard: Jackass Julia
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder, And I'll be love's suicide, I'll be better when I'm older, And I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
The Misheard: I'll be your crying soul digger,And I'll be love's CSI,I'll be better than an old digger,And I'll be the greatest fan of your wife.
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Real Lyric: Hear the sound of the falling lane
The Misheard: hear the sound of the bowling lane
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