The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'it's about time we infected them'
The Misheard: 'it's about tiny infected men'
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Real Lyric: 'call it aftermath, she's turning blue'
The Misheard: 'call an automat, she's turning blue'
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Real Lyric: "...And the haunting nightfall..."
The Misheard: "...And the haunting meatball..."
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Real Lyric: Come on, and get a face full 'o tactic
The Misheard: Come on and get a face full of duct tape
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Real Lyric: F**k Me, im All Out Of Enemies
The Misheard: F**k Me, More Amphetamines
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods
The Misheard: Back to Havah Nagilah in the woods
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Real Lyric: Satin sheets are very romantic/What happens when you're not in bed
The Misheard: Sacks of cheese are very romantic/And you need to stonk with your hand
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Real Lyric: The first degree was a riot
The Misheard: The first to pee was O'Ryan
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Real Lyric: I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go The man said 'why do you think you here' I said 'I got no idea I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby so I always keep a bottle near' He said 'I just think your depressed, this me, yeah baby, and the rest'
The Misheard: I ain't got the time but my daddy thinks I'm blondHe's trying to make me go to rehab but I go 'no no no'The man said 'why you think you hit'I said 'I gotta know my dearI'm gonna, I'm gonna poop my babyso I always keep a b
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Real Lyric: Call on a Monday Come on a Tuesday They'll never know Pop off a cork for a Wednesday Stay with me Thursday But you'll always be his girl His girl Friday
The Misheard: Call on a MondayComb-over TuesdayThey'll never knowPop off the corn for WednesdayStay with me ThursdayBut you'll always be his girlLet's go fartingorMiss grilled Friday'sorIt's Good Friday
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