The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come on, and get a face full 'o tactic
The Misheard: Come on and get a face full of duct tape
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Real Lyric: F**k Me, im All Out Of Enemies
The Misheard: F**k Me, More Amphetamines
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods
The Misheard: Back to Havah Nagilah in the woods
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Real Lyric: Satin sheets are very romantic/What happens when you're not in bed
The Misheard: Sacks of cheese are very romantic/And you need to stonk with your hand
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Real Lyric: The first degree was a riot
The Misheard: The first to pee was O'Ryan
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Real Lyric: I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go The man said 'why do you think you here' I said 'I got no idea I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby so I always keep a bottle near' He said 'I just think your depressed, this me, yeah baby, and the rest'
The Misheard: I ain't got the time but my daddy thinks I'm blondHe's trying to make me go to rehab but I go 'no no no'The man said 'why you think you hit'I said 'I gotta know my dearI'm gonna, I'm gonna poop my babyso I always keep a b
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Real Lyric: Call on a Monday Come on a Tuesday They'll never know Pop off a cork for a Wednesday Stay with me Thursday But you'll always be his girl His girl Friday
The Misheard: Call on a MondayComb-over TuesdayThey'll never knowPop off the corn for WednesdayStay with me ThursdayBut you'll always be his girlLet's go fartingorMiss grilled Friday'sorIt's Good Friday
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Real Lyric: goin' over in my head how to make her mine she's crying cause she's feels confused maybe she needs some space just a little time alone. Please tell me face to face. Now our seven years are gone how could this be? she was supposed to be the one how could she?
The Misheard: goin' over in my head how to make up and she's crying cause she's so confused. I think I give her some space just a little time alone. wait for the face to face. That was Seven years ago how could this be? She was supposed to wait at home,
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Real Lyric: With a heave and a ho I just couldn't let her go
The Misheard: I'm a heel, I knowI just couldn't let her go
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Real Lyric: When your de-si-re
The Misheard: When your tits are higher
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