The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Staring at me like a bird of prey
The Misheard: Staring at me like a vertebrate
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Real Lyric: Angie, Angie
The Misheard: Mongrels who ain't got a penny, sniffing for b***hes like you Then, years later, I thought I had it figured out but STILL had it wrong as: Mongrels who ain't got a penny, Sniffing for Tiffys like you on the groooound.
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Real Lyric: Just save, save, Come on
The Misheard: Just save,save the world
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Real Lyric: I was the teenage Steve McQueen
The Misheard: I was a teenage beauty queen
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Real Lyric: Tune it in, chill out, drop dead, i need a fix.
The Misheard: Who could think yellow drugs arent for guinie pigs.
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgerowDon't be alarmed nowIt's just a Spring Clean for the May Queen.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She's in the half pipe, little bit of thunder.She's in my ear and that's what pulls me apart.
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Real Lyric: I always have to steal my kisses from you
The Misheard: I always have to steal my chickens from you
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Real Lyric: 'Your faith for bricks and dreams for mortar'
The Misheard: 'Your face of bricks and dreams of mortar'
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Real Lyric: 'there's only one way of life, and that's your own'
The Misheard: there's only one red light, and that's your own'
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