The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A celebrated man amongst the gurnies, they can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The Misheard: A celebrated man amongst the girlies, they can hit me copper with a rubber duck
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Real Lyric: when i grow up,i wanna see the world, drive nice cars i wanna have groupies
The Misheard: when i grow up, i wanna see the world, drive nice cars i wanna have boobies
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Real Lyric: in the navy
The Misheard: in the ladies
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Real Lyric: home, where my thought's escaping
The Misheard: home, where my dogs are sleeping
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Real Lyric: ride on the peace train
The Misheard: ride on and be straight
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Real Lyric: The leaded window opened
The Misheard: The legged window opened
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Real Lyric: When the garden flowers baby are dead yes and your mind, your mind is so full of red
The Misheard: when the guardian flowers, baby, are deadand "You're mine, you're mine" is so full of bread
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Real Lyric: You can go your own way
The Misheard: You can grow your own weed
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Real Lyric: Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm.
The Misheard: Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo.
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Real Lyric: Makes me wanna take you out and let it rain
The Misheard: Makes me wanna take you out on a panty raid
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