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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Homeward Bound

    Real Lyric: home, where my thought's escaping

    The Misheard: home, where my dogs are sleeping

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    Artist: Cat Stevens

    Song: Peace Train

    Real Lyric: ride on the peace train

    The Misheard: ride on and be straight

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Moths

    Real Lyric: The leaded window opened

    The Misheard: The legged window opened

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    Artist: Jefferson Airplane

    Song: Don't You Want Somebody To Love?

    Real Lyric: When the garden flowers baby are dead yes and your mind, your mind is so full of red

    The Misheard: when the guardian flowers, baby, are deadand "You're mine, you're mine" is so full of bread

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Go Your Own Way

    Real Lyric: You can go your own way

    The Misheard: You can grow your own weed

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

    Real Lyric: Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm.

    The Misheard: Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo.

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    Artist: Jesse McCartney

    Song: Leavin

    Real Lyric: Makes me wanna take you out and let it rain

    The Misheard: Makes me wanna take you out on a panty raid

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: I Don't Remember

    Real Lyric: Staring at me like a bird of prey

    The Misheard: Staring at me like a vertebrate

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Angie

    Real Lyric: Angie, Angie

    The Misheard: Mongrels who ain't got a penny, sniffing for b***hes like you Then, years later, I thought I had it figured out but STILL had it wrong as: Mongrels who ain't got a penny, Sniffing for Tiffys like you on the groooound.

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    Artist: Remy Zero

    Song: Save Me

    Real Lyric: Just save, save, Come on

    The Misheard: Just save,save the world

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