The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world...
The Misheard: Ooh,ah,ee, poopin in my cereal...
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Real Lyric: I walk my own path
The Misheard: I want my ball bag
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Real Lyric: bending my pinky back
The Misheard: bending my piggyback
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Real Lyric: In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they Stand there
The Misheard: In and around the lakeMallards come out of the sky and theyStand there
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Real Lyric: You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars.
The Misheard: You don't eat me and drive electrical cars.
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless, oh honey, I don't have a prayer.
The Misheard: I'm shaving, honey, I don't have a hair.
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Real Lyric: Run away, I'll attack, I will attack Run away, I'll attack, I will attack Run away (Run away), I'll attack (I'll attack) I'll att-AAAA!
The Misheard: Run away, I love tag, ah, we love tagRun away, I love tag, ah, we love tagRun away (Run away), I love tag (I love tag)I love ta-AAAG!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce
The Misheard: Ripped up like a douche
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Real Lyric: Bubblegum on my boots today
The Misheard: Bow wow and your horse is dead
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Real Lyric: Who told tomorrow Tuesday's dead
The Misheard: Whoa! Talk tomorrow, Tuesday's a day
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