The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
The Misheard: This ain't a scene it's a goddamn arse rape
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Real Lyric: I lost my mouth organ.
The Misheard: I lost my mouse again.
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Real Lyric: You're a loudmouth, baby
The Misheard: You're a lug nut, baby
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Real Lyric: Costant Craving
The Misheard: Can't stand gravy
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Police stole my car
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Real Lyric: Belgians in the Congo
The Misheard: Belchin in her condo
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Real Lyric: Over bridge of sighs to rest my eyes in shades of green Under dreaming spires, to Itchycoo park that's where I've been
The Misheard: Well the preacher says to rest my eyesin shades of greenUnder dreaming spice, to Itchycoo Parkthat's where I'll be
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Real Lyric: He's probably slow-dancing with a Bleach-Blond Tramp, and she's probably getting frisky
The Misheard: He's probably dough-dancing with a Beach-Blond Tramp, and she's probably getting thirsty
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots and mohair suits
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes
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Real Lyric: I don't fit in So why do you want me? I know I can't tame you But I just keep trying
The Misheard: I don't "Fidinso"Why do you want me?I know I continueBut I just keep trying
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