The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop.
The Misheard: And if you let me coo you one time, you'll be my rag in the stars.
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
The Misheard: He's got a moose, He's got a moose, will you do the fan mango?
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Real Lyric: Here comes the reggae, comin' through my bedroom wall.
The Misheard: A Costa Rican, comin' through my bedroom wall.
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Real Lyric: starf**ker,starf**ker,starf**ker...etc
The Misheard: Experience
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Real Lyric: Here comes the bride, all dressed in white
The Misheard: Here comes the bride, all dressed and wide
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Real Lyric: Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round
The Misheard: Black bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round
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Real Lyric: But on a midnight watch I realized Why twice you ran away
The Misheard: But on a big time watch I realizedWhy Christ she ran away
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Real Lyric: Choose and renounce throwing chains to the floor
The Misheard: Jews have renounced throwing change to the floor
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Real Lyric: i keep bleeding keep keep bleeding love
The Misheard: keep breathing keep keep breathing loud
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Real Lyric: See creation how where defined
The Misheard: See green asians, how well defined
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