The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jesus, won't you f**king whistle
The Misheard: Jesus was a dragon whistle
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Real Lyric: You got to do what you can, and let Mother Nature do the rest.
The Misheard: You got to do what you can, and your brother makes you do the rest.
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Real Lyric: You land as lightly, as the new snow
The Misheard: to like this song you have to be stoned.
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Real Lyric: All my friends Like to spend Days on end On the mend
The Misheard: All my friendsLike to spendDays on itOn the Net
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Real Lyric: "Yall gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."
The Misheard: "Yall gonna take me to the House of Dead, House of Dead."
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Real Lyric: Now watch me you
The Misheard: Now whammy you
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Real Lyric: In your eyes, (the light the heat), Your eyes, (I am complete), Your eyes, (I see the doorway, to a thousand churches), In your eyes, (the resolution, to all my fruitless searches)
The Misheard: In your thighs, (the light the heat),Your thighs, (I am complete),Your thighs, (I see the doorway, to a thousand churches),In your thighs, (the resolution, to all my fruitless searches)
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me...
The Misheard: Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me...
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Real Lyric: Im Burnin' Up, Burnin' Up for you baby
The Misheard: I Bunny hopped, Bunny Hopped for you baby
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Real Lyric: screen my phone calls
The Misheard: scrape my boots off
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