The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch Who watches over you
The Misheard: We'll get married in the Autumn by the lightswitchWho watches over you
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Jitty rock sleepy Jean
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Real Lyric: i used to be a little boy, so old in my shoes
The Misheard: i used to pee on little boys, so go in my shoes
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Real Lyric: You go through all the pain and strife, Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.
The Misheard: You go through all the pain and strifeAnd a day of acne gone so fast.
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Real Lyric: She looks real cool, just like a-one of us
The Misheard: She looks real cool, just like a motor bus
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Real Lyric: We come from the land of the ice and snow
The Misheard: I come from the land of the Eiffel Tower
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Real Lyric: And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you
The Misheard: And as I stared I encountered The West Pomona SpidersCatching things and eating their insidesLike innocence and car utes.
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Real Lyric: Jesus, won't you f**king whistle
The Misheard: Jesus was a dragon whistle
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Real Lyric: You got to do what you can, and let Mother Nature do the rest.
The Misheard: You got to do what you can, and your brother makes you do the rest.
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Real Lyric: You land as lightly, as the new snow
The Misheard: to like this song you have to be stoned.
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