The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am driving up 85 in
The Misheard: I've been driving, eighty-fivin'
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Real Lyric: Rode with us to Memphis
The Misheard: Roadways are cemented
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen She had the sightless eyes Tellin' me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Takin' more than her share
The Misheard: She was a man's machineShe cut the motor cleanShe was the best damn woman that i ever seenShe had the psycho's eyesTelling me no liesKnockin' me out with those american thighsTake a moment to share....
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Real Lyric: last train to london
The Misheard: let's drink to london
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Real Lyric: There aint nothing like the kisses From a jaded chinese princess
The Misheard: There aint nothing like the kissesof a jaded chinese prisoner& my boyfriends version;There aint nothing like the kissesof a teenage chinese princess!
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Real Lyric: When You Love Somebody Bite Your Tongue All you can think about Is anything but to breathe
The Misheard: When You Love SomebodyBite Your Tongue All you can think aboutIs anything but debris
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Real Lyric: Give 5 hoorahs! Give 12 hip hips!
The Misheard: If I for one could swell his lips.
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Real Lyric: Didn't mean to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times
The Misheard: Didn't mean to make your doggy cryI'm the kind that jives all of the time
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Real Lyric: "...and the rockets red glare,the bombs bursting in air..."
The Misheard: "...and the rockets red glare, the moms bursting in air..."
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Real Lyric: Four dead in Ohio.
The Misheard: Fort Laramie, Ohio
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