The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Bad Moon Rising" (J. Fogerty) I see the bad moon arising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I see bad times today. Chorus: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise. I hear hurricanes ablowing. I know the end is coming soon. I fear rivers over flowing. I hear the voice of rage and ruin. Chorus All right! Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. One eye is taken for an eye. Chorus Chorus
The Misheard: "Back Teeth Rising"(P. Rosetto)I see your back teeth arising.I see trouble on the way.I see mistakes and goodbyin'I see that you forgot say.Chorus:Don't put up a fight,Well, I'm tired of your plight,The
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Real Lyric: We're just two lost souls living in a fish bowl Year after year
The Misheard: We're just two lost souls living in a butt holeFull off of beer
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Real Lyric: A Little Lonely she was stealing another breath
The Misheard: A Little Loaded She was Stealing Another Breath
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me In the name of Love...
The Misheard: Foursome shook on a treeIn the name of Love...
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Real Lyric: And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me
The Misheard: And let G.I. Joe know why he's calling me
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Real Lyric: (She!) She devoured all my sweet love, Took all I had and then she fed me dirt
The Misheard: (She!) She devoured all my sweet 'n low,Took all I had and then she fed me dirt
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner...
The Misheard: Big Hotel With the Light on...
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Real Lyric: I am driving up 85 in
The Misheard: I've been driving, eighty-fivin'
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Real Lyric: Rode with us to Memphis
The Misheard: Roadways are cemented
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen She had the sightless eyes Tellin' me no lies Knockin' me out with those American thighs Takin' more than her share
The Misheard: She was a man's machineShe cut the motor cleanShe was the best damn woman that i ever seenShe had the psycho's eyesTelling me no liesKnockin' me out with those american thighsTake a moment to share....
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