The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's true, your cousin's not a Christian.
The Misheard: It's true, because it's not a Christian. [i.e. the pie]
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Real Lyric: I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
The Misheard: I just found out there's no such thing as ringworm.
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Real Lyric: I spread out my seed It's gone in all directions
The Misheard: I spread out my seedIt came from my erection
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Real Lyric: So you've been chosen
The Misheard: So You've been toe son
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Real Lyric: If theres a bustle in your hedgerow Dont be alarmed now, Its just a spring clean for the may queen.
The Misheard: If there's a hustle during death rowDon't be alarmed now,It's just too sprinkly for the may queen
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Real Lyric: living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
The Misheard: living in a polter gag and giving off sparks
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Real Lyric: Your voice is the soundtrack of my summer
The Misheard: Your boys is the found tracked of my supper
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Real Lyric: You know I believe, and how...
The Misheard: You know I believe in Hal.
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Real Lyric: I Shot the Sheriff
The Misheard: I Chopped a Cherry
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Real Lyric: Takin' It To The Streets
The Misheard: Ay i i oo ah eee
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