The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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The Misheard: Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig menopause,Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig menopause,Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig menopause
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Real Lyric: I ain't got no ticket
The Misheard: Ain't got no KitKat
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Real Lyric: All the women who are independent, Throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: All the women who are independent,Throw your hands at Batman
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Real Lyric: My children are legion, serial
The Misheard: My children are raised in cereal.
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had the saggy thighsAnd the mean old eyes
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Real Lyric: It's got a back beat, you can't lose it
The Misheard: I've got a back seat, you can use it
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Real Lyric: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!?
The Misheard: WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BRING THE PORN!?
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Real Lyric: Melt in the sun! Melt in the sun!
The Misheard: Come join the Messiah! Come join the Messiah!
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Real Lyric: We'll share the shelter of my single bed
The Misheard: We'll share a shelter, have mice in the bed
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Real Lyric: Hey Miss Murder can I
The Misheard: Hey Miss McGerkinite
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