The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lay, Lady, Lay Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lady Delane Save it for my big brass bed
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Real Lyric: with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an a L on her forehead.
The Misheard: As a finger up her bum and the shape of an elf on her forhead
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Boy, don't shoot your own leg
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Real Lyric: "This ain't a scene, It's a goddamn arm's race"
The Misheard: "Hey Mister Bean, you're a goddamn **s face"
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Real Lyric: I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
The Misheard: I've been waiting for a guy to comeand take me by the handCould these sensations make me feelthe pleasures of another man
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Real Lyric: "She's much too nice to re-arrange"
The Misheard: "She's much too nice to be a maid"
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Real Lyric: They said they found my high school ring clutched in your fingers tight
The Misheard: They said they found my high school ring clutched in your famous tie
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Real Lyric: Dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
The Misheard: Dangerous, dialysis is dangerous
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Real Lyric: So give me coffee and tv
The Misheard: So give me coffee and TB
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Real Lyric: Came apart inside a world made of angry people.
The Misheard: Came apart inside a worm made of angry people.
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