The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your a candle in the window on a cold dark winter's night.
The Misheard: Your a killer in the window on a cold dark winters night.
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Real Lyric: Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket I'm back from Suffragette City
The Misheard: Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket Just suck a big *itty
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
The Misheard: "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
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Real Lyric: ...you don't have to put on the red light...
The Misheard: ...you don't have to put on the rag tonight...
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna say it like a man And make you understand Amanda
The Misheard: I'm gonna do you like a man
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Real Lyric: Tempted by the fruit of another
The Misheard: Tempted by the feet of your mother
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Real Lyric: Bring on the girls - c'mon -c'mon - c'mon
The Misheard: Bring on the girls, baklava ah
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Real Lyric: Dream Weaver
The Misheard: Jean Ebert
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Real Lyric: While some marching band keeps Its own beat in my head While we're talking
The Misheard: While some macho man keeps his armpit in my hair while we are talking
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Real Lyric: It's all the same, only the names will change...
The Misheard: It's all the same, all in the name of Jane...
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