The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: shes a killer queen - gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.
The Misheard: shes a killer queen - got fine agility, dynamite with a laser beam.
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Real Lyric: when logic and proportion have fallen softly dead and the white knight is talking backwards...
The Misheard: when logic and proportion have all gone to bed, and the white night is talking backwards
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Real Lyric: I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know that she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front
The Misheard: Limited Strut
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Real Lyric: It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again
The Misheard: It'll take you a couple of Acurin tabletsTo set you on your feet again
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Real Lyric: I know the rent is in arrears
The Misheard: Another rabitt in our rears
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
The Misheard: P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f**ker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f**ker face (Mum mum mum mah)
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Real Lyric: She wanna rip you up started cussin you all, my lawyer stay down.
The Misheard: She wanna rip you up, start a custody war, my lawyer stay down.
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Real Lyric: I pray so much about it need some knee, pads.
The Misheard: I prayed so much about it recently, Dad.
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Real Lyric: Is there a cure among us from this processed sanity?
The Misheard: Is there a cure among us from this blessed sanctity?
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