The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey, yo crazy b**th but you f**k so good I'm on top of it.
The Misheard: Hey, yo crazy b**th but you bark so good I'm on top of it.
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless
The Misheard: I'm shaving!!
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Real Lyric: pour the wine
The Misheard: for the one
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Real Lyric: One Angry Dwarf
The Misheard: One Angry Tortoise
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Real Lyric: But I know what a Prince and Lover ought to be
The Misheard: I don't want to drink another RTD.
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Real Lyric: You cut me open and I...
The Misheard: You cut me up with a knife...
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Real Lyric: want to be your forever man..
The Misheard: want to be you four level man
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Real Lyric: shes a killer queen - gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.
The Misheard: shes a killer queen - got fine agility, dynamite with a laser beam.
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Real Lyric: when logic and proportion have fallen softly dead and the white knight is talking backwards...
The Misheard: when logic and proportion have all gone to bed, and the white night is talking backwards
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Real Lyric: I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know that she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
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