The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One thing's for sure, I'm all outta angst.
The Misheard: One thing's for sure,I'm all outta eggs!
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Real Lyric: Eighteen Balding Star Golden Falling Hard
The Misheard: EighteenBaldingStarCow DungFallingHard
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Real Lyric: It's too easy, It's too easy for you
The Misheard: And still we say, and still we say f**k you
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Real Lyric: It's Raining men, Hallelujah
The Misheard: It's raining net,hey hey,
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Real Lyric: I'll splatter color on this gray
The Misheard: I'll spatter cum upon his grave
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Real Lyric: The things, you say Your purple prose just gives you away
The Misheard: The things, you say, your popcorn just gives you weight!
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Real Lyric: Ashen-lady. Ashen-lady. Give up your vows. Give up your vows.
The Misheard: Passionate lady,passionate ladygive up your bowels,give up your bowels...
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Real Lyric: I see the flood lights burning
The Misheard: I see the bloodlines burningOR I see the clotheslines burning
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Real Lyric: Talk about, talk about Talk about movin'
The Misheard: Talk about, talk aboutTalk about cool whip
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Real Lyric: It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand.
The Misheard: It's hard to be a man, when there's a girl in your head.
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