The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: Turn the lights out, at the steakhouseHere we are now, eating tables.I feel stupid, I will make pissHere we are now, eating tables.Some gelato,Kill albinos!A mosquito's... my libido
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Real Lyric: Soulja boy, up in the hoe.
The Misheard: Soulja boy, A meany hoe.
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Real Lyric: Everyone was hanging out Hanging up and hanging down Hanging in and holding fast Hope our little world will last.
The Misheard: Everyone was hanging outHanging up and hanging downHanging in and holding fastHope my little well will last.
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Real Lyric: She's a dwelling place for demons
The Misheard: She's a 20 baseball demon
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it, it's clearI blow bubbles when you are not there
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
The Misheard: Give me the beach boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
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Real Lyric: I still miss you baby, And I don't wanna miss a thing
The Misheard: I still miss you babyAnd I don't wanna hear a thing
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Real Lyric: She's a Runner, Rebel, and a Stunner
The Misheard: She's a Runner, Rebel, and a Stoner
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Real Lyric: Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams.
The Misheard: Sweet Jamacain baked beans
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Real Lyric: I feel unusual for thinking.
The Misheard: I feel unusual for bacon.
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