The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh bitch I'm country as cowboy boots High debut beating boy band groups Nigga let me know what the fuck y'all want do Either keep up or you can't, can't Met 'em through a bar-b-q, cracker through yo' thang, thang I ain't come here for no dumb shit You think you one of the hardest nigga, lyrics of the drum kick When it's finished over and done with I'ma smoke a blunt and knock the p***y off of some bitch I ain't no speedy when you say I beat it too much I ain't gone eat it, you ready go drown me and I pound it enough See me losin' fuck the big butt women Woman walkin' funny p***y up in her stomach Sittin' in the front cause T.V.'s runnin' Peanut-butter leather seat, with Big Truck on it I must've kidnapped the nigga man-huntin' Cause I heard 'em hollain' hold on baby I'm comin'
The Misheard: Somebody must dieTake an eye for an eye,But I did what I did from the rear.Yes, I did what I did from the rear.
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Real Lyric: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
The Misheard: You can brush my hair, and touch my underwear
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Real Lyric: Make my funk the P-Funk. I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked-up. I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk.
The Misheard: It wasn't me but my husband, and several other people at the party who were saying "Make my funky people. I want my fun to cut. Make my funky people. I wants to get f**ked up. I wanna buy some P-Funk.
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Real Lyric: And when I touch you I feel happy, inside...it's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide...
The Misheard: And when I touch you I feel happy...hitchhike...it's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide...
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Real Lyric: "This amusement never ends"
The Misheard: "There's a new spin in the rinse."
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Real Lyric: Sunday, bloody Sunday
The Misheard: Someday, darling someday
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Real Lyric: "Doing it from pole to pole."
The Misheard: "Doing it before the Pope."
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Real Lyric: Shock me!
The Misheard: F**k me!
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Real Lyric: All the things that make you laugh and cry.
The Misheard: All the things that make you F'n cry.
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Real Lyric: Meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
The Misheard: Got my father wet, Rosanna yeah
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