The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And when I touch you I feel happy, inside...it's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide...
The Misheard: And when I touch you I feel happy...hitchhike...it's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide...
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Real Lyric: "This amusement never ends"
The Misheard: "There's a new spin in the rinse."
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Real Lyric: Sunday, bloody Sunday
The Misheard: Someday, darling someday
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Real Lyric: "Doing it from pole to pole."
The Misheard: "Doing it before the Pope."
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Real Lyric: Shock me!
The Misheard: F**k me!
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Real Lyric: All the things that make you laugh and cry.
The Misheard: All the things that make you F'n cry.
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Real Lyric: Meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
The Misheard: Got my father wet, Rosanna yeah
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Real Lyric: I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen
The Misheard: I did your mom but the holocaust didn't happen
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Real Lyric: Closed off from love Didn't need the pain Once or twice was enough, and it was all in vain Time starts to pass... before you know it you're frozen ~*~*~*~*~**~*~~**~*~*~~**~*~*~*~~*~* But something happened for the very first time with you... My heart melted into the ground Found something true And everyone's looking 'round Thinking I'm going crazy
The Misheard: Close call for dovesDidn't eat the rainOnce or twice was enough, no more poppin' veinsThe mime passes gasBefore you know it you're dozin' ~*~*~*~*~**~*~~**~*~*~~**~*~*~*~~*~*But something happened for the very first tim
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Real Lyric: Sleepless, long nights That is what my youth was for Oh, teenage hopes
The Misheard: Sleepless thong fightsSaddles make my anus soreOh, teenage hoes.
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