The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in a toad.
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. The minute you let her under your skin, Then you begin to make it better.
The Misheard: Hey dude, don't be a gay.You were laid now, go pout a wet turd.The minute you let dirt under your chin,then you begin to make a sweater.
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Real Lyric: Mama, Don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Mama, Don't take my coat home, okay?
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Real Lyric: 'Cause this is Thriller, Diller Night...
The Misheard: It's Phyllis Diller, Diller now...
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Real Lyric: Jane says, I'm done with Sergio, he treats me like a ragdoll
The Misheard: Jane says, My name is Sergio, he treats me like a ragdoll
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Real Lyric: Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let, fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road.
The Misheard: Trailers for sale or rentRooms to let...fifty cents.No phone, no pool, no petsI ain't got no cigarettesAh, but..two hours of pushin' broomBuys an eight by twelve four bedroomI'm a man of means by no meansKing of the road.
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Real Lyric: no clouds in my stones
The Misheard: no clouds in my scones
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Real Lyric: The sidewalks in the street
The Misheard: Cyborgs in the street
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Real Lyric: We'll share the same room For Jah provide the bread
The Misheard: We'll share the same roomWe'll jump rope by the bridge
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Real Lyric: Her daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
The Misheard: Her daddy tried to ball me with a penguin
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