The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'Cause this is Thriller, Diller Night...
The Misheard: It's Phyllis Diller, Diller now...
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Real Lyric: Jane says, I'm done with Sergio, he treats me like a ragdoll
The Misheard: Jane says, My name is Sergio, he treats me like a ragdoll
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Real Lyric: Trailers for sale or rent Rooms to let, fifty cents No phone, no pool, no pets I ain't got no cigarettes Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a man of means by no means King of the road.
The Misheard: Trailers for sale or rentRooms to let...fifty cents.No phone, no pool, no petsI ain't got no cigarettesAh, but..two hours of pushin' broomBuys an eight by twelve four bedroomI'm a man of means by no meansKing of the road.
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Real Lyric: no clouds in my stones
The Misheard: no clouds in my scones
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Real Lyric: The sidewalks in the street
The Misheard: Cyborgs in the street
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Real Lyric: We'll share the same room For Jah provide the bread
The Misheard: We'll share the same roomWe'll jump rope by the bridge
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Real Lyric: Her daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
The Misheard: Her daddy tried to ball me with a penguin
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Real Lyric: Oh bitch I'm country as cowboy boots High debut beating boy band groups Nigga let me know what the fuck y'all want do Either keep up or you can't, can't Met 'em through a bar-b-q, cracker through yo' thang, thang I ain't come here for no dumb shit You think you one of the hardest nigga, lyrics of the drum kick When it's finished over and done with I'ma smoke a blunt and knock the p***y off of some bitch I ain't no speedy when you say I beat it too much I ain't gone eat it, you ready go drown me and I pound it enough See me losin' fuck the big butt women Woman walkin' funny p***y up in her stomach Sittin' in the front cause T.V.'s runnin' Peanut-butter leather seat, with Big Truck on it I must've kidnapped the nigga man-huntin' Cause I heard 'em hollain' hold on baby I'm comin'
The Misheard: Somebody must dieTake an eye for an eye,But I did what I did from the rear.Yes, I did what I did from the rear.
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Real Lyric: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
The Misheard: You can brush my hair, and touch my underwear
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Real Lyric: Make my funk the P-Funk. I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked-up. I want the bomb, I want the P-Funk.
The Misheard: It wasn't me but my husband, and several other people at the party who were saying "Make my funky people. I want my fun to cut. Make my funky people. I wants to get f**ked up. I wanna buy some P-Funk.
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