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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: A Fine Frenzy

    Song: Almost Lover

    Real Lyric: Your fingertips across my skin

    The Misheard: Your finger dips across my skin

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    Artist: The Fray

    Song: How to Save a Life

    Real Lyric: Without granting innocence

    The Misheard: Without granting incest

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    Artist: September

    Song: Cry For You

    Real Lyric: You'll never see me again So now who's gonna cry for you

    The Misheard: You'll never see me againAnd I was gonna cook for you

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Psycho Killer

    Real Lyric: Psycho Killer, Qui est-ce que c'est Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far

    The Misheard: Psycho Kiler,best you stay,far far far far far far far far far far far[chuckles]

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    Artist: Calvin Harris

    Song: Acceptable In The 80\'s

    Real Lyric: I got love for you if you were born in the 80's ,the 80's

    The Misheard: I got love for you if you were born in the A Team, the A Team.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Kathy's Song

    Real Lyric: And a song I was writing is left undone

    The Misheard: And a song I was writing to that dum-dum

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    Artist: Finger Eleven

    Song: I'll Keep Your Memory Vague

    Real Lyric: Sometimes so it reminds me.

    The Misheard: Sometimes your width reminds me.

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Time of Your Life

    Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

    The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in a toad.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Hey Jude

    Real Lyric: Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. The minute you let her under your skin, Then you begin to make it better.

    The Misheard: Hey dude, don't be a gay.You were laid now, go pout a wet turd.The minute you let dirt under your chin,then you begin to make a sweater.

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Kodachrome

    Real Lyric: Mama, Don't take my Kodachrome away

    The Misheard: Mama, Don't take my coat home, okay?

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