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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Hey Nineteen

    Real Lyric: Hey Nineteen

    The Misheard: A-19

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Reelin' In The Years

    Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time? Are you gathering up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?

    The Misheard: Are you really in the East,Stoning away the time?Are you gathering up the teas?Have you had enough of mine?

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue.

    The Misheard: Just to come home from the wars on 7th Avenue.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Got an on ramp comin' through my bedroom

    The Misheard: Got a cramp going to the bathroom

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Complicated

    Real Lyric: i'm never going 2 find u faking

    The Misheard: im never going 2 find u naked

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    Artist: Newton Faulkner

    Song: Dream Catch Me

    Real Lyric: dream catch me or i wont come back at all

    The Misheard: please catch me or i wont catch you

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    Artist: The Ting Tings

    Song: That's Not My Name

    Real Lyric: Thats not my name Thats not my name Thats not my name

    The Misheard: they call my namethey call my namethey call my name

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner

    The Misheard: Bingo Chad and Lionel...

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    Artist: Shocking Blue

    Song: Venus

    Real Lyric: At your desire...

    The Misheard: Chalk me sire...

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    Artist: Coldplay

    Song: Viva La Vida

    Real Lyric: I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing

    The Misheard: I hear chariots and the bells a-ringing.

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