The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm down to the bare wire...
The Misheard: I'm down to the viola.
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Real Lyric: You're a politician Don't become one of hitler's children Bonzo goes to bitburg and goes out for a cup of tea As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me Drink in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
The Misheard: You're a box of tissuesDon't become one who hits his children Bonzo goes to three girls and they ask for a cup of cheeseAs I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered meBreaking all the balls in town somehow it's stinking for a policy
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Real Lyric: Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
The Misheard: God a super dred bet with a naked draw head.
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Real Lyric: Put on your green lights We're in the city of wonder Ain't gonna play nice Watch out, you might just go under Better think twice Your train of thought will be altered So if you must faulter be wise
The Misheard: Well you bring lightsHere in the city of wonderAin't gonna play nice,Per chance you might just go underBetter think twiceThe trail you follow will be alteredSo if you fall do be wise
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Real Lyric: The sun was coming down when I said, can't you just believe?
The Misheard: The sun was coming and when I said catch you just Philly.
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Real Lyric: Littlt red corvette
The Misheard: pay the rent carmet
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Real Lyric: 2 minutes to midnight
The Misheard: to many red lights
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Real Lyric: win big mamma's fallen angel
The Misheard: win big mamma pappa gave birth.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me...
The Misheard: Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me...
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Real Lyric: I got my diddly spayed
The Misheard: I got my guinea pig
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