The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Those little elves bowled on the green Rip would dream, Rip would dream
The Misheard: Those little elves bowled on the green, ???? ???? ???? I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE NEXT LINE
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Real Lyric: This is ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: This is ground control to Major Tongue
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Real Lyric: You reach into your room... Woah you feel a gentile touch.
The Misheard: You reach into your room... Woah you feel the janitor.
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Real Lyric: Drop all your toubles by the riverside
The Misheard: Drop all your TROMBONES by the riverside
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Real Lyric: I got moves like jagger
The Misheard: I got moobs like jabba
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning down the fuse of every bone
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Real Lyric: I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
The Misheard: I could really use a rich friend now, rich friend now, rich friend now
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Real Lyric: Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
The Misheard: Busstop Busco, she stays, love grows
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Real Lyric: (Because your kiss) your kiss is on my list
The Misheard: (Because your kiss) your kiss is on my lips
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Real Lyric: Sitting in the sandpit, life is a short trip The music's for the sad man. Can you imagine when this race is won? Turn our golden the faces into the sun, Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune The music's played by the madman.
The Misheard: Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip the music's for the sandman. Can you imagine when this race is won, turn all of our faces to the sun, praising our leaders for getting in tune, the music's for the madman.
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