The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love is but the song we sing
The Misheard: Youth is but a soul that sings
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Real Lyric: When the future's architectured By a carnival of idiots on show
The Misheard: When the future's in contentionand it's all on video
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Real Lyric: Because there's nobody there and you're kickin' a chair and it's oh so ho hum!
The Misheard: Because there's nobody there and you're takin' a dare and it's oh so ho hum!
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Real Lyric: Hanging out in LA and there's nowhere to go
The Misheard: Hanging out in LA and there's so many goats
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Real Lyric: Every Dot-Com's Refreshing For The Journal Update.
The Misheard: Every Drop Comes Refreshing For The Turtle Of Death.
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Real Lyric: Won't get fooled again. . .
The Misheard: Monkey food again. . .
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Real Lyric: You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot. You had one eye in the mirror and, you watched yourself gavotte...
The Misheard: you walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yachtyour hat decieptfully tipped below one eye,your scarf it was apricotYou had one eye in the middle but, you watched yourself a lot...
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Real Lyric: The heavens are falling down...!
The Misheard: Can't Stop Falling Down....!
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Real Lyric: Charades, pop skill Water hyacinth, named by a poet. Imitation of life Like a koi in a frozen pond Like a goldfish in a bowl I dont want to hear you cry Thats sugarcane that tasted good Thats cinnamon thats hollywood Cmon cmon no one can see you try
The Misheard: She writes pop skillsWater higher sentName by a poetImitation of lifeLike a koi in a frozen handLike a goldfish animalI don't want to hear you cryThat sugar King That tasted goodThat sin I'm on That's HollywoodCo
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Real Lyric: I can't help it I'm a romantic fool
The Misheard: I can't help itI'm a Romany fool
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