The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Not f**k myself in the head with stupid men
The Misheard: and plug myself in the head with superman
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Real Lyric: Granny, does your dog bite? No, child. No.
The Misheard: Granny's in a dog fight, no child goes.
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be a big suburban
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Real Lyric: There's no forgiveness for her sins Prefers punishment?
The Misheard: There's no forgiveness for her sinsrefer's on her schmense
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Real Lyric: Don't let these shakes go on
The Misheard: Don't let this sh*t go on
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Real Lyric: If I could wave my magic wand I'd set everybody free
The Misheard: If I could wave my magic wandI'd set every bunny free
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Real Lyric: Come Crawling faster, Obey Your master
The Misheard: Appalling Bastard, Obey you Bastard
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Real Lyric: I’ve got my hash pipe.
The Misheard: I’ve got my ass wipe.
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rock the catbox
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Real Lyric: Because a girl like you is impossible to find...you're impossible to find.
The Misheard: Because a girls i.q. is impossible to find....its impossible to find.
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