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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Type O Negative

    Song: Christian Woman

    Real Lyric: There's no forgiveness for her sins Prefers punishment?

    The Misheard: There's no forgiveness for her sinsrefer's on her schmense

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    Artist: Blue Oyster Cult

    Song: Veteran Of The Psychic Wars

    Real Lyric: Don't let these shakes go on

    The Misheard: Don't let this sh*t go on

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Presto

    Real Lyric: If I could wave my magic wand I'd set everybody free

    The Misheard: If I could wave my magic wandI'd set every bunny free

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Master Of Puppets

    Real Lyric: Come Crawling faster, Obey Your master

    The Misheard: Appalling Bastard, Obey you Bastard

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: I’ve got my hash pipe.

    The Misheard: I’ve got my ass wipe.

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: Rock The Casbah

    Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah

    The Misheard: Rock the catbox

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    Artist: Secondhand Serenade

    Song: Fall For You

    Real Lyric: Because a girl like you is impossible to find...you're impossible to find.

    The Misheard: Because a girls i.q. is impossible to find....its impossible to find.

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Glory Days

    Real Lyric: I had a friend who was a baseball player back in high school.

    The Misheard: Henry Aaron was a baseball player back in high school.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Across The Universe

    Real Lyric: J'ai guru deva om

    The Misheard: Like a rutabaga, ooooooooo...

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: My Name Is Jonas

    Real Lyric: Guess what I received in the mail today. Words of deep concern from my little brother.

    The Misheard: Guess what I received in the mail today. Words of pinkerton from my little brother.

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