The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got a brand new attitude I'm gonna wear it tonight
The Misheard: I got a brand new wetsuitAnd I'm gonna wear it tonight
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Real Lyric: Like a lazy, flowing river Surrounding castles in the sky
The Misheard: I could raise a falling reeferDrownding cattles in the sky
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Real Lyric: Why dont' presidents fight the wars? Why do we always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why don't princesses fight the wars? Why do we always send the whores?
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Real Lyric: Limitless undying love which shines around me like a Million suns, it calls me on and on Across the universe Jai guru de va om
The Misheard: Live and learn some daddy love which shines around me like aMillion suns, it curls me ah nah nahAcross the universeChild cruel Dave, ah, oh
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Real Lyric: You Got Grown People Who Can't Write Or Read
The Misheard: You Got Dumb PeopleWho Can't Write Or Read
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Real Lyric: They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no no.
The Misheard: They tried to make me grow a beehive, I said no, no, no.
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Real Lyric: Well its me and you in a flatbed truck In a foot of mud just my luck
The Misheard: Well it's me and you in a flatbed truckWith a booger up my nose and just my luck
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Real Lyric: I'm as cold as a stone
The Misheard: I'm as cold as a stove
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Real Lyric: I know she knows I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know she knows I'm not from Nebrasca
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Real Lyric: Wanna know the rest? hey buy the rights
The Misheard: Wanna know the rest? Hey bother Ike
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