The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now it's gone too deep You wake me in my sleep My dreams become nightmares There's a ringing in my ears
The Misheard: Now it's gone too deepYou rape me in my sleepMy sleeps become my pleasureThere's a ring in my leak
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Real Lyric: Now i see i'm mortal, too I can't live my life like you
The Misheard: Now i see i'm adult, tooI can't live my life like you
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Real Lyric: I Have a Dream A song to sing
The Misheard: I Have a DreamAbout Broken Eggs
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Real Lyric: You've got to pick up the pieces
The Misheard: Egad, pick up the pieces
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Real Lyric: Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
The Misheard: Fatman Scoop, Ku Klux Klan
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Real Lyric: The smell of fall. Changing season. Open up your mind and you will feel it too. The sound, the touch, the thoughts timeless but soon gone timeless but soon gone
The Misheard: The smell of ballschanging dataopen up your eyesand you will live in hellthe cowgirl's done her liestime is much too gonetime is much too gone
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Real Lyric: Its not my turn
The Misheard: Slap my turd
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Real Lyric: I got a brand new attitude I'm gonna wear it tonight
The Misheard: I got a brand new wetsuitAnd I'm gonna wear it tonight
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Real Lyric: Like a lazy, flowing river Surrounding castles in the sky
The Misheard: I could raise a falling reeferDrownding cattles in the sky
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Real Lyric: Why dont' presidents fight the wars? Why do we always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why don't princesses fight the wars? Why do we always send the whores?
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