The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I kissed a girl and I liked it. the taste of her cherry chapstick.
The Misheard: I kissed a ghoul and I liked it. the taste of it's hairy chopsticks.
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Real Lyric: Somebody keep my balance I think I'm falling off
The Misheard: Somebody take my pantsI think I'm falling out
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: Who's that kissing? D.V.A. stares in my direction.
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Real Lyric: You cut me open and I keep bleeding
The Misheard: You call me Opie and I keep dreaming
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Real Lyric: I want you, coz I'm Mr Vain
The Misheard: I want you, coz I'm masturbating
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Real Lyric: we're caught in a trap
The Misheard: Recalled in the draft
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Real Lyric: I Have A Dream A Song to Sing
The Misheard: I Have A Dream About Broken Eggs
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Real Lyric: A hard-headed woman been a thorn in the side of man
The Misheard: A hot-headed woman been a-throwin' up a Spiderman.
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Real Lyric: Big old Jet Airliner
The Misheard: We go jet atta lyna
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Real Lyric: but the kid is not my son.....
The Misheard: but the janis not my son
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