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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Mayer

    Song: Something's Missing

    Real Lyric: Friends -check Money -check Well slept -check Opposite sex -check

    The Misheard: Friends -checkMoney -checkWell slept -checkApples and sex -check

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: Footloose

    Real Lyric: Jeez Louise pull me up by my knees

    The Misheard: Jeez LouiseAttorney General Edwin Meese

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: How Many More Times

    Real Lyric: 'Cause I've got you in the sights of my..........gun!

    The Misheard: Cause- I\'ve- got- you- in- Versailles...oh, my....gauuuggghhhheeeyyyeeeee!

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    Artist: Four Tops

    Song: I Can't Help Myself

    Real Lyric: Sugar pie honey bunch....

    The Misheard: Sugar brown hernia

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Eight days a week

    Real Lyric: Eight days a week, I love you

    The Misheard: Hey, Daysaree, I love you

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Sweet Child O' Mine

    Real Lyric: Sweet child o' mine

    The Misheard: Sweet child of China

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    Artist: Johnny Cash

    Song: Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down

    Real Lyric: On the Sunday mornin' sidewalk I'm wishin' Lord that I was stone

    The Misheard: On the Sunday mornin' sidewalkI'm wishin' Lord that I was stoned.

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    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young

    Song: Almost Cut My Hair

    Real Lyric: Like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car

    The Misheard: Like looking in the mirror and seeing a bowling scar

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    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Song: The Bad Touch

    Real Lyric: Stuff that only Prince would sing about

    The Misheard: Stuff that only Brits would sing about

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    Artist: Sheena Easton

    Song: Morning Train

    Real Lyric: He takes another home again To find me waiting for him

    The Misheard: He takes another home againTo find me waiting for a hen

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