The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't waste your time or time will waste you.
The Misheard: Don't waste your time or time will eat you
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Real Lyric: train kept a-rollin' all night long
The Misheard: swing my baloney all night long
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Real Lyric: The Dream Police, they live inside my head, The Dream Police, they come to me in my bed.
The Misheard: The Dream Police, they live inside my head, The Dream Police, they eat potatoes in bed.
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Real Lyric: Livin' on the Edge, (You can't help yourself from falling. Livin' on the Edge, (You can't help yourself at all)
The Misheard: Livin' on the Edge, (You can't help yourself from falling)Livin' on the Edge, (You can help yourself to olives)
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Real Lyric: It feels like years since it's been here
The Misheard: It feels like you since it's been here
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Real Lyric: Cause I've been dying for the chance just to treat her Like the ripe little peach she is
The Misheard: Cause I've been dying for the chance just to treat her Like the right little b*!ch she is
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Blinded by the lightWrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.
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Real Lyric: We're hand in hand Chest to chest And now we're face to face
The Misheard: Boy hand in handDressed to dress And now we're face to face
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Real Lyric: (I know) the only thing I ever really loved, was hate.
The Misheard: (I know) the only thing I ever really loved was cake
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Real Lyric: Are we human, or are we denser?
The Misheard: Are we human, or are we dancers?
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