The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baby lock the door, and turn the lights down low, put some music on thats soft and slow.
The Misheard: Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low, let me stick it in your tater hole.
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Real Lyric: Incense and peppermints
The Misheard: Incessant peppermints
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Real Lyric: My whole existence in flawed
The Misheard: My whole existence is flan
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Real Lyric: I will waste myself on you!
The Misheard: I will waste my cellphone YO!
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Real Lyric: The dream police come to me in my bed
The Misheard: The dream police come to pee in my head
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Real Lyric: they say the spell that he was under the lightning and the thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain
The Misheard: they say the spell that she was under the lightning and the thunder knew that someone had to stop the train
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Real Lyric: shawty wanna thug
The Misheard: shawty wanna f**k
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Real Lyric: He'll fly his astral plane
The Misheard: He flies his **s through flames
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohawk too
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
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Real Lyric: Mr Blue, you did it right
The Misheard: Mr Blue, you dirty rat!
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